Thursday, July 19, 2012

My Opinion on Reviews

There is a lot of hype about reviews right now, reviews of movies, reviews of books. Of course no one complains about the good ones. It's the dark, hating, ballistic, passionate reviews everyone talks about. I know I would hate to get one--I haven't, yet. Just three's. Negative reviews would make me cringe into a little ball in the closet with the coat hangers and cry like an infant out of formula. I don't have a hate review yet, but I anticipate getting one (God help my friends.) I actually, in a way, look forward to a negative review. 

Why, you ask? If you look at what all great books have in common at some point is controversy. Fifty Shades of Grey, for example, has almost as many 1's and 2's on Amazon reviews as it does 4's and 5's. E. L. James may very well be sad about that, but her bank account isn't. The reason why that book is big is because one herd of people read it, loved it, and another herd of people said WTF??? and they discussed it. Then newcomers heard about the book, discovered the controversy--who doesn't love it--and want to know what's up with all of that? So they bought the book. If someone had just posted really nice reviews, the story probably wouldn't have gone viral in a mad, better-than-Ebola way. People are nosy. They want to know who, what, why, and they want to see for themselves, make their own decision. So people go right ahead and read.

My next short story that will come out is a m/m erotic romance and I'm expecting to get on the spectrum of 1-5 review scores with this one. I'm already bracing for it. One hero is what I like to call a train wreck. He's beautiful, lovable, and his life is holy hell screwed up. His past is holy hell screwed up. People are going to love him or hate him. What I'm hoping is it will spark enough controversy that people will want to see for themselves, and that will lead to sales. Lady Luck usually has a field day when I try to turn something negative into a good thing, so we'll see.

For reviewers out there--you won't know that I'm curled in a fetal position with my friends feeding me I.V. coffee (or tequila if the right friends show up.) You won't read the nasty emails I send my friends about you unless they betray me and put it on their blog--God help them if that happens. You won't know that I've taken stock in Kleenex, either. I don't plan on telling you that because I knew the risk when I went into this. A lot of authors react when they get these reviews, and it's sad. Yes, they're sad. An author works hard to put that book out, be it a 1 or a 5 book. People starved while he/she wrote that book. I know my family does. People lived in utter filth, beat away dust elephants, and watched too many bad cartoons if they're under 5. They probably talked to the back of the author's very angry, disturbed head while he/she wrote that 1/5 book. Husbands/wives probably didn't get sex (or if you write erotica, they got too much sex and they're just as disturbed as the ones that got none--the grass is not greener, folks.) So yes, those authors have a right to be sad.

Do they have a right to express that sadness with the reviewer? I don't think so. You took the chance, putting a part of yourself out there. You knew ahead of time that Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads and Amazon reviews existed. If you've ever gone to Goodreads and read a review, then you should have thought right then and there about your skin and if it was elephant tough or baby tough. Your editor loves you because she/he believes in what you write. Your critique partners love you even though they are mean, nasty and demand blood to go with the sweat. Your family loves you when you're not writing and their house is clean and food is on their table. Reviewers...the don't have to love you, because they paid money for a product, and in an economy where every dollar counts, they have a right to talk about their investment.

Golden Rules: Not everyone is going to love you. Life isn't fair.

I'm going now to prepare my I.V. tubing for the future. But first, a question for you. Do you read the reviews? What do you think of the 1's, the 5's, and what makes you buy (or not buy) a book?


Harlie Reader said...

As a reviewer and owner of a review blog, you hit the nail on the head. Not everyone is going to love you.

IMPORTANT to remember...everyone is going to have a different opinion on your book. Even if I don't necessarily like the book, I will point on things that I DID like. Also, some reviewers think they are editors. I am NOT an editor so I review books as a reader only.

Reviews are good but there should be no flaming, slamming and otherwise bad behavior from reviewers either. That's just rude.


Mia Downing said...

It's nice to have an opinion of a reviewer! Thanks for stopping by.


Nona Raines said...

Hi Mia

As a reader, if I like an author, an unfavorable review won't stop me from getting her latest. I've also ignored negative reviews if something in the plot description intrigues me. As an author, I'll tell you that an unfavorable review stings, but sometimes it also gives food for thought. I know some authors say they never read reviews of their books, but I don't know they can resist! I'm just too curious. said...

Hi Mia,

I wrote an amazing comment, and then blogger ate it. Since I'm in the middle of edits, I don't know if I can recreate it without crying. So, yes, I think about crying when my editor comes back with pages of comments for me, but I'm reaching for the best product--which is a story that might get that 5. I hope I never get a 1, or maybe I won't mind if people end up buying that story to see what all the fuss is about.

To answer your question, reviews on e-book retail sites are the ones I ignore. I might buy a book if a blogger has given it a glowing review.


Mia Downing said...

LOL Nona, like a curious cat in a room full of rockers! I have gotten a review before and something mentioned was something I hadn't even thought when I wrote the book. I tend to actually read the negative reviews to see what the gripe is about, only because I have bought several books and wondered how it could get so many good reviews. Most of the time, the complaints are something trival--too much sex, not enough, hated the cover. LOL Thanks for stopping by!

Mia Downing said...

LOL Ursula, I hate it when that happens. Blogger is a cruel mistress. Editors do make us cry at times, but they do love us!!! I hope you get lots of 5's!!! I loved Behaving Badly.

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